June 01, 2012

microwavepizzaoven:

i know we just started talking and everything but by law i’m required to tell you that i’m a registered sex offender 


LMFAO. I could not imagine someone telling me this. LMFAO OMG

(via bootycaller)

June 01, 2012

Poor thing.

I probably just scared tf out of him. 

Don’t worry.

Don’t overthink it.  

June 01, 2012

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